The Maze Runner + textposts
whoa I never noticed that before
The new harry potter movie looks great
"Just kiss like normal people kiss"
I love them so so much
Just thought I’d bring this back because there will never be a moment when this wasn’t the most perfect thing to happen to television
I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE BUBBLES OR A DANDELION OR SOMETHING
Ohhhh my gooddddnnnesss yasssss!!!
I thought it was the cow thing, GOTTA REBLOG
I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh
And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.
someone should totally just stab caesar
Could be better, could be worse. Just taking things day by day at this point.
just to clarify
are we fighting the skeletons or are we fighting for the skeletons?
i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.”
meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”
Okay, I laughed.
why is peter pan always flying?
I love this joke because it never grows old
It has a nice hook.
This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys
MAYBE THIS IS WHY TINKERBELL IS ALWAYS FUCKIN PISSED OFF
Women of the Revolution