Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.
I love “Be Our Guest” because it’s basically a whole gigantic music number saying “Aw you’re sad? It’s okay. Food exists. Eat everything. Eat until the feelings go away.”
Daniel Radcliffe Brushes Off ‘Fifty Shades’ Snub (x)
I appreciate the very real disgust on his face in the second gif.
i bet rob pattinson just rang him up and screamed don’t do it in the phone
I bet this phonecall happened at 2am with no greeting and Dan knew exactly who it was and why.
I bet Robert Pattinson has made it his mission in life to prevent people from taking shitty roles that will haunt them forever and everyone in Hollywood knows it and now he’s like the Acting Avenger
the Acting Avenger
The Action taken to Avenge the Actor
Trying to get other people to ship your ship:
Ship remains non-canon?
Ship remains non-canon part 2:
You ALMOST Ship something:
Someone ships something you don’t ship?
Someone insults your ship:
Ship becomes canon:
What is the conclusion? Jack Sparrow is a Shipper.
No, Jack Sparrow is the entity of “shipping”.
When someone shoots your ship down:
that’s CAPTAIN* Jack Sparrow to you
that last gif is “When you find smutty fan art of your ship”
Okay, so. As this is very cliche I’m going to have to ask you to bear with me and just hear me out- it’s always been my dream to move out of my nowhere town and go to the city.
I want to be a writer by profession, and break into the publishing field as an editor. Basically any decent entry level job in the publishing world is located and based in NYC, and in order for me to get hired I kind of have to be able to live there. Unfortunately, if I want to move there and get out of my parents house by November, I need to have around 2,000 dollars at the very least.
I am working a couple of jobs in the hopes of meeting my goal, but with student loans hanging over me I’m going to need some extra help to get there.
Please, help me do this. I refuse to give up on my dream and go into some silly little job that my parents want me to do. If you can donate anything at all, I will be forever grateful.
When you donate, if you have reached any of the reward levels, leave your email address in the box thing so I can contact you about what you would like your pairing/prompt to be. I am familiar with most fandoms, so finding something you will like shouldn’t be difficult!
[the fandoms I am strongest in would be Harry Potter, Teen Wolf, Hemlock Grove, Supernatural, Dragon Age, and Avengers]
[[you can also contact me at either one of my Tumblr accounts, allyouholdonto.tumblr.com or because-sterek.tumblr.com]]
[[[to the fans of The Sorting, you can even pay me to sit my happy ass down and write a new chapter- although I’m not holding the next chapter hostage for money. It’d just be nice.]]]
To donate, click on the link below to go to my GoFundMe page.
Thank you, for your consideration.
I was not expecting that!
I don’t think anyone was expecting that!
IT GOT BETTER
This is now officially my most favorite thing on the internet
I no longer have a laptop, and my desktop is finally crapping out, too. I need to get a new computer relatively soon, or stop sex work/self-employment completely to devote my time to a vanilla job that will likely cause my panic attacks and depression to return.
Every little bit helps. <3
I’ll be making a more formal post about this soon, with reward levels and such, but my desktop (the only computer I have, which also has ALL of my content hosted on it) finally gave me a blue screen of death last night. I need to get a new computer soon, or this blog will be shut down, as will my private blog, twitter, camsites, clipstores, everything.
If you have a little bit to help me out, that would be incredible. If not, don’t feel bad- but if this desktop goes before I have a chance to replace it, I’ll have to go, too.
Harry Potter tumblr style // inspired by (x)
DEADPOOL - “Oh, F***K Me” (High Quality) - Here’s that test footage that has been popping up all over since it leaked at comic-con, featuring Ryan Reynolds as The Merc With The Mouth - in crisp, clear video! Looks so much better! Watch now before it gets taken down.
Guys, I get that its been awhile, but if you all keep flooding my ask about when I’m going to update, its just going to take me longer.
I’ve been getting like 20 of these A DAY.
I am working on the update, I haven’t abandoned the story, and I’ll get to it when I can.
Now chill out.
By Erica Kuschel.
If this doesn’t make you want to visit Peru, then you don’t deserve to see these pics. Shoo shoo scroll away.
If this doesn’t make my friend Miriam join Tumblr, nothing will.
What a fucking charming llama.