i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance
Brad Pitt in 1994
I lose my shit every time I see this photoset.
this is not ok
I miss young, long hair Brad Pitt.
Any time I miss him, I just watch Meet Joe Black and my thirst is satisfied.
Check out Legends of the Fall.
This is the most Southern word I have ever seen
I live in the south and I am literally banging my head on my desk right now. This is a real thing, and I am disgusted.
^I resemble this comment
Brb i need air
Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.
Holy fucking shit.
Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably
look at these boots and tell me you dont immediately want to go adventuring in them holy shit i love these shoes so much
you cannot listen to this song and be angry.
Number 1 rule of HIMYM and Doctor Who
always reblog the fandom anthem
“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.
My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?
Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?
The bears made that tombstone.
A warning, and a prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.
This is too badass not to reblog.
Reblog for last commentThe bear clerics used every ounce of ursine divine magic they had, and they still aren’t sure it was enough.
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like